What you're looking at (if you're game) is the evilest mouth ulcer to ever form in someone's mouth. Currently it's making me speak as if I have a rather bad speech impediment AND have just been fitted with braces AND have just got my tounge pierced. It sucks. I'd like to thank my mother, for passing on to me whatever it is that makes the tiniest of oral injuries turn into a painful monster of a mouth sore. I swear, the pain is driving me mental.
More when I'm sane again.